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Umm... You know what it means.

THE cat went to the shop.

The by Google Words August 11, 2018

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Definitive article before a person’s name. Awarded to a hard working piss-wreck that can drink all night, work all day and back it up again for a minimum of four night/days.

Generally executed in a position of responsibility or where technical knowledge needs to be displayed while intoxicated.

Manager: ‘How the fuck is Dave alive let alone at work?’
Supervisor: ‘That is how The Dave rolls.’
Manager: ‘And managed to resolve that problem in the state he is in?’
Supervisor: ‘He did.’
Manager: ‘The Dave’.

The by Zoltan Technician August 12, 2018

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A definite article used to refer to a specific thing. When wanting to refer to a specific noun, use "the" before saying it.

The elephant eats cake

The by nfhlkjnvpiauortnb kflnovinosdm October 9, 2019

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THE
/T͟Hē,T͟Hə/
determiner

1.
denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge.
"what's the matter?"

2.
used to point forward to a following qualifying or defining clause or phrase.
"the fuss that he made of her"

the by TheWhiteVan November 4, 2019

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when

If then yes of course.

the by mydickisaslongasthealphabet+1 December 3, 2019

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Why tf would you search up the definition of the? It's the most common word that is used in the English language. It's so common that I've used it in this sentence alone 5 times. Go back home, you're drunk.

What the fuck, Gerald?

The by AutisticTexas February 10, 2020

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Why the fuck is anybody looking up this definition. You need to get off this site and get some serious fucking mental help. I’m not joking, my prays are for you.

Me: “did you see THE dumbass?”

You: “No I haven’t looked in The mirror yet today”

The by pooslingerpooeater August 3, 2020