A creature who is on reddit every
day and hates anything that is not reddit with a seething passion. They are very submissive to Elon Musk, Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves. They punish any dissenters in their community, and they are very scared of emojis. They threaten to hurt and abuse young children who play Fortnite.
They worship Minecraft and go on
r/
memes and r/dankmemes for hours. They cannot socialise with other creatures in real life, relying on Reddit to form their opinions. They are
sheeple and a collectivist hivemind.
"Oh, are you a redditor? I am a redditor."
"No, you're not. You
play fortnite and
tiktok. So
annoying. Why do you choose to ever call yourself one of us? ONE OF US? *tsk tsk*"