A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

dutch oven by dutchoven September 19, 2006

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dutch oven

The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are paraplegic or something of that nature, unable to move.

My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.

dutch oven by v1ru5 May 5, 2006

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Dutch Oven

Find an attractive young girl of Dutch decent, have her put on a pair of wooden shoes and runaround in a circle until she is good and sweaty, then eat jer hot oven baked ass.
Bon Appetite!!!

I found a little trace of corn in that Dutch Oven I had last night.

Dutch Oven by The Skipper October 27, 2004

Dutch oven

Giving a person to do that pleasure but the other person know pleasure of a nasty dutch oven

Nil:Mom come here Mom:yes. FARTSOUND. Nik: Dutch oven you chubby bitch Mom: I can't breathe

Dutch oven by Themcchickenhouse101 March 8, 2018

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