Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

Canada's History by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010

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Canada's History

A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.

Canada's History by Metromorpher February 4, 2010

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The act of defecating on someone's forehead after eating an entire pound of Canadian bacon.

Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.

Canada's History by nochinadoll February 5, 2010

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A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

Canada's History by xythadar February 4, 2010