Some geek dude who is actually quite
cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He'
s slightly cooler than
Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is
cool because he can fight
Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance
will make you gay."