David Bowie
Did you see that gay guy mincing around the confectionery aisle trying to pick up men?
He was a real David Bowie
He was a real David Bowie
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david bowie tights
Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013
David Bowie's Armadillo
A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
David Bowie's Armadillo by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011
David Bowie blowie
Getting a blowjob, and when you finish she throws glitter on ya dick. Also known as an Edward Cullen.
David Bowie blowie by Thrayse September 3, 2020
David Bowie'd
To be David Bowie'd means that a man has either:
1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
John: "BRO!"
Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
David Bowie'd by SPC Nobody March 6, 2012
david bowie knife
the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon. these are sold at stores such as Adam&Eve. and for those who don't get it, it's like your retarted, but you are
david bowie knife by thenumberofthebeast2-29 December 23, 2010