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I am Zoey Dickerson, the person being stalked all over the urban dictionary. thank you stalkers u stupid dingleheads
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A Zoey is the most crazy,loudest,funniest person you will meet. She will throat chop someone for you. She knows her memes and definitely a social butterfly. She has a lot of friends and major déjà vu. There will always be someone that likes her, but is clueless when guys or girls like her. She has a lot of self doubt, and think she's ugly or her clothes Are too boyish. But when that empty’s her mind she is the most playful and a great friend but a low-key badass she with beat a bitch for you. She supports you for who ever you are LGBTQ+, a druggy, or a person with a disability. She love her friends and and animals (manly cats). She LOVES sports but never really played any. Loves talking about her family and feels like she always needs to impress someone. She is always fighting her inner demons but never gives up. And such a lazy layer back person hates school and only comes for her friends. But for some reason has REALLY.REALLY DARK HUMOR
Zoey: wanna hear a joke?
Friends: ok..
Zoey: what’s up?
Friend1: I don’t know
Friend2: the Ceiling
Zoey: no the sky!
Friends:ohh
Zoey: what’s down?
Friend1: I don’t kn-
Zoey: ... my ego.....
Friend3: that went to 0 to 100 reallllll quickkk
Friends: ok..
Zoey: what’s up?
Friend1: I don’t know
Friend2: the Ceiling
Zoey: no the sky!
Friends:ohh
Zoey: what’s down?
Friend1: I don’t kn-
Zoey: ... my ego.....
Friend3: that went to 0 to 100 reallllll quickkk
Zoey by BigBoiDeadBarney February 22, 2019
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Zoey
Zoey is free spirited and open minded. She takes interest into everybody. She listens closely,and loves helping people. She has many friends and treats everyone with respect (unless you disrespect her or anyone she loves); very protective. She is beautiful and one of a kind. Treat her right.
Zoey is amazing!
Zoey
Zoey is a gorgeous beautiful person. She is kind and smart if you have her in your life keep her you only have this opportunity once.
Zoey is amazing
Zoey by FrederickDunkin September 30, 2018
Zoey
Zoey is the most amazing, wonderful, random, but remarkable person you'll ever meet. Shes got a heart of gold and the mouth of a sailor. Shes outstandingly beautiful. She'll put a smile to your face and love you be th ond words. To endure a life with Zoey, you'll find heights you've never reached. She'll grow with you and teach you to be the best person you can be. Love her with every piece of you and more. Just like I love her. And to the Zoey who reads this "definition"...
I love you to the ends of the universe and back my dear. To infinity and beyond my love. I'll love you until the last star dies. You are, my love, my life, my breath, my galaxy. Its us in the end. I promise. Not one God will tear me away from you or stop mg heart long enough for me to quit loving you. I love you with all of my heart. Please. Never leave.
-The Knight to Your Heart ❤🥰🌻
I love you to the ends of the universe and back my dear. To infinity and beyond my love. I'll love you until the last star dies. You are, my love, my life, my breath, my galaxy. Its us in the end. I promise. Not one God will tear me away from you or stop mg heart long enough for me to quit loving you. I love you with all of my heart. Please. Never leave.
-The Knight to Your Heart ❤🥰🌻
Zoey by Cameron Jace April 8, 2020
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zoey by KittenFish September 8, 2003