Teagan might be a gypsy, but by all accounts she's a blue blooded American girl, I tell you what. Teagan has a strong back, great for lifting
heavy things if you need her to, but don't ask her because she doesn't respond
well to questions. Teagan can crush a bag of grapes with her thighs, and says she can do larger and more difficult fruits if the opportunity ever arises. Teagan has a wonderful
smile, but a terrible frown, and a middle of the road wink. If Teagan asks you for money, lend it to her. The chances of her paying you back are pretty
high, from what I've been told. Teagan has
long brown hair, but she'll cut it for the right role in this movie I'm doing about jungle commandos who are also talking puppies. The voice of the main puppy is
Ray Romano.