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A redneck that will do things with no regard to others feelings, or a white person who may commit a school shooting.
Wow. You really pulled a jakub when you crop dusted that elevator.
Jakub by Thewankstain May 17, 2018
An absolute history nerd, totally unable to socialise and probably extremely depressed. A guy who thinks if he was Hitler, he would have won WWII. Always has political facts cause he's a fucking nerd, probably hates illegal immigrants or immigrants in general.
Person 1: hey is that jakub, what a nerd.
Person 2: yeah, probably gonna talk about immigrants again.
Jakub by Eric kinda exists April 25, 2019
Some absolute top shagger
the best at anything
You know Jakub he destroyed Jack on Fifa 6-2
Jakub by Fireaimz October 19, 2020
Jakub by redlit November 8, 2020
Jakub has really funny personality and is very smart BUT never go to lunch with him - he eats really slowly and you would wait at least 1 hour, definition of turtle. He is very short, it's miracle if you can even see him, he is always the SWEETEST BOY, he never gets angry or do anything bad because that's just who he is. He is also very creative, really skilled in art.
Guy 1: Hey who is that guy eating alone?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jakub? We were eating together like an hour ago
Jakub by tultol November 21, 2021
He has funny personality and is very smart BUT never go to lunch with him he eats really slowly (20-40min) definition of turtle.He is the SWEETEST BOY he never gets angry or do anything bad because that's just who he is. He is really creative and skilled artist, he's also walking slowly. He is shy so he always wear 1 hoodie in 3 weeks. He is very shot so it's miracle if you can even see him, he is really strong he can open door with only one hand
Addicted to spotifly
He has a really cool mobile

He like to be in a hole
Who is that guy eating alone?
Oh, you mean Jakub? We were eating with him like an hour Ago.
Jakub by tultol November 21, 2021