Will is the most caring handsome person you will ever meet. He gives good advice but is a simp but it’s okay because he respects girls tho but he can simp for boys. His taste in girls is a bit off but he’s the supplier.
Absolute pussy magnet, he drowns in women every night and everywhere he goes he cant escape it. His schlong is huge and it weighs at least 30 pounds, the only man in the world who could take on the Russian army single handly. He could knock out a tiger in one punch and could roundhouse a bear in one swift motion. Everyone wishes to be Will.
Doug: “wow will, i wish i was drowning in women like you.”
Will: “maybe one day, if you get rid of that wee wee ass haircut you may get some bitches on yo dick”