Guy 1: Man I got my tv solen again.
Guy 2: Thats because you can't afford living in the non-ghetto foo.
Guy 3: OMG you newb h4x0r pl0x.
Guy 2: WTF man you a nerd or something.
Guy 3: Hey just because I play games like runescape and WoW doesn't meen im a nerd.
Guy 1: Wtf nigga lets jump this foo.
Guy 3: No please I don't wan't to die today I just got level 33 magic and 56 agility on my main account.

Yea....

newb by needdedd August 12, 2006

newb

a way or slagging off a beginner at computer games such as counter strike and other online games. The different ways of spelling this is newb, n00b, noob, newbish,n00bish and so for. When experienced players are defeated, this is the slag they use so that they make themselves look good :D

no1. was killed by noob

omg ur a noob!!!!

newb by Mark Brown aka Brownsound March 13, 2003

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newb

another way for saying stupid.

continuing from n00b, this has evolved to, once again, spacked up maths conversations.

many embroidered versions of this.

Lily: haha! look at those floaty things!
Alice: lets call 'em newb!
Lily: ?
Alice: !
Teasel: God you two are such retards

newb by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

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NEWB

A dumb-ass expression used by COD players to show their superiority over people who are not virgins

COD player: "I cant believe I just killed u ur such a NEWB"
Regular Human Being: "Whats that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my dick getting sucked!!"
COD player: "Whats that? I couldnt hear you over me masterbating, alone!"
Regular Human Being: "Youre a Fucking idiot"

NEWB by E: Raped in the butthole! February 22, 2011

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