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A great guy nice, fun, kind, caring, he just has some weird shit going on behind the scenes. Jonathans are known for being fucked up just enough for you to never want to talk to them again, physically or mentally. Ex: disturbingly deep or high voice, way to big or way to small where it counts, way to big or way to small in general, just plain old weird shit all around, he is nice but mostly just grosses you out.
Man I wish I would have known he was a Jonathan. I almost threw up when I saw the amount of hair between his toes .
Jonathan by Ikeydickie September 5, 2016
A smart person, that wants to ddos your site, because he is Decrypted and black
Jonathan
Jonathan by Ambe djek December 6, 2016
A really sexy beast who get all the ladies.
He is so sexy it's must be Jonathan
Jonathan by A swedish Guy 69 February 13, 2017
The worst thing + guy in the world
He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!
Even though you won't notice Jonathan gets the most girls but he's normally around ugly poeple like Jordan or Jason and he a big dick
Ex:Hey girl does your man have a Jonathan dick
Jonathan by Natasha Brown April 17, 2017
A complete favor that no one likes and wants to die. Commonly referred to as fish
Fuck you jonathan
Jonathan by Sorry102 April 20, 2018