Pamela, aka all sweetness, aka Honey. Public service announcement, Don’t let Pam fool you. She will catch you
like a minnow you are, but sadly, she doesn’t believe in “catch and release.” She will cast out the
bait in the form of a quick smile or may be worse, make eye contact with you while seductively nibbling on her well-manicured nails. As soon as you take the
bait, it’s all over. Her three headed
fish prongs dig deep. So, so deep. Her conditioned/curled hair, ocean deep eyes,
soft, honey skin (Where her named is derived from),
thick as a bowl of oatmeal figure, and a
butt that looks
like God himself smashed together two of the most tastiest/eye appealing honey crusted hams you have ever seen will cause any man to forget Murphy’
s Law on sex, his fraternity pledge, Attraction Triangle Game Theory or any other advice on females that has been passed down since Adam himself. Be warry my
friends. Pam may seem intelligent, emotionally stable, and sexy. But in the end she will destroy you! Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Spiritually. Intellectually. Environmentally. Socially. RIP in my fallen brothers and for those of you that are dating a Pam. Good luck in your endeavor. May some entity have pity on your soul.
Hector: I'm taking to this girl named Pamela that I met at B&R
bar. She is
amazing.
Victor: Bro, lets shave your
head tonight so that I can say it was stage 4 colon cancer that lead to your demise.
