The worst friend you can ever have. If Hailey ever gets
mad at you, you will die the next
day.
If you are dating a Hailey, you will die the next day.
If you are in Hailey's family, you will die the next day.
If you are an Edward, climate change is your fault.
If you are Hailey's best friend, you are safe.
Make sure you have
food for her in your bag because she will always get hungry.
But beware, you will become broke from buying Hailey
food.
anyways
Boy 1: Woah look at Hailey, she's so attractive.
-THE NEXT DAY-
*boy 1 dies.*
boy 2: whats Obama's last name?
boy 3: uhh Barack
-THE NEXT DAY-
*
boy 3 and 2 dies*