Hermione Granger 

When a girl gives a guy Hogwarts.

Man that chick is so nasty, she gave my boy a case of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger by Toast D January 24, 2017

Hermione Granger 

The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw

Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.

Hermione Granger by matthewhpg April 13, 2011

Hermione Granger 

The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.

She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all

"See look Hermione Granger, told you she was a milf"

Hermione Granger by Onthatrichbitchshit June 11, 2021

Hermione Granger 

noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.

Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit

Hermione Granger by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010

Hermione Granger 

The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.

Hermione Granger by I love Draco Malfoy October 29, 2006

Hermione Granger 

Female Ron

Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"

Hermione Granger by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011

hermione granger 

the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.

"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."

hermione granger by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005