The kind of fart that occupies its own zip
code, that lingers well after said
fart has been expelled. Inspired by the song "Linger" by the Cranberries, because everyone will wonder why the eff that
fart had to linger. "Do you have to let it linger?"
I
busted the worst cranberry at the bar last night and it cleared the entire room - it wasn't
safe to return for 30 minutes! I even
saw someone gag on the smell.