may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

may 17 by mmom do your May 12, 2022

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and [Sushi] Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

May 17 by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

may 17 by g4qqy May 6, 2022

May 17

If your born on this day first we are birthday twin a second your every bitch that there is bad,dumb,stupid and more just know every bitch there is its you in one person

Mattia: hey when's your b-day?
Katie: may 17th why?
ale: ohh you know that your every bitch that there is right?
Katie: nuh but thx for tell be

May 17 by AnJanee' Marie April 4, 2020

May 17

the day your suppose to hit on dev and buy her nicotine.

Oh shit it’s May 17th, I have to go to the smoke shop for dev

May 17 by dinodevy May 17, 2021

May 17

The worlds dumbest bitch was born. She’s also a hoe

Damn she was born on May 17th I gotta blast then pass.

May 17 by Bipitybopityboo October 18, 2019

May 17

It’s national tiddy day, girls got to send a tiddie pic to whoever sents you this

Yo it’s may 17 national tiddie pic day, let me see sum real quick

May 17 by Uknwn32 May 17, 2022