Hipstercrite 

A person who criticizes/dislikes hipsters when in fact said person is a hipster themselves. This word can be used to describe anyone that makes fun of hipsters while taking pictures in a field with a fish eye lens. A hipstercrite also pretends to like good music.

"Hipsters are so annoying, am I right?!" *said while wearing high-waisted shorts and heart-shaped sunglasses*

This person = Hipstercrite.

Hipstercrite by sarahp774 May 11, 2013

hipstercrite 

A hipstercrite is someone who claims they are a hipster; but everyone knows the first rule of being a hipster is to never say you are a hipster. Therefore, these "hipsters" are hypocrites, or hipstercrites.

Angela: "OMG I'm such a hipster!!!"

Tony: hipstercrite.

hipstercrite by caaashey May 26, 2011

hipstocrite 

Criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. Nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, PBR-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.

The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.

Sanchez: God, look at that dirty hipster. Ugh, they're like the fucking scourge of the earth. Ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if I DIY'ed a fannypack?!

Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.

hipstocrite by tilly the terrible February 23, 2010

Hipstercrat 

A self-proclaimed sect of hipsterdom in which the individual recognizes he or she is a hipster with an almost aristocratic air hanging over them. Rather than rejecting the title of hipster, they accept it but seek to distinguish themselves from the broey bastardized hipsters that tend to birth out of frat houses. Characterized by a superior taste in music that encompasses a broad spectrum of genres that range from folk to variants of house. They avoid shameless wobbles known as American dubstep at all costs and love IPAs/home brewed alcohol.

Hipster Bro: Yo I just nabbed tickets to Skrillex & Avicii I got my neon bro tank all ready to RAVE!

*sips natti ice*

Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.

*sips home brew*

Hipstercrat by DandyLeon December 12, 2012

Hipstercritical 

The act of one hipster judging another hipster for being hipster.

Stop being so Hipstercritical man.

Hipstercritical by Fabricofthought April 10, 2011

Hipstercrit 

One who brags about having ridiculed hipsters before ridiculing hipsters was cool.

A Hipstercrit might say: "I kneeewww hipsters were so uncool before anyone else even knew what a hipster was. That is so over."

Hipstercrit by Bzzzd March 9, 2012

hipstacrite 

A person of the Hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified entitlement and hypocritical behavior. One who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, institutions, organizations etc. While either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.

Guy: "Take a look at that Hipster with the sign that says 'Corporations are Evil' and the other one with the sign "Vegan and Proud" all hanging around the Occupy Wall Street protest."

Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.

Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.

Girl: Hipstacrites!

hipstacrite by Everyone Who Knows Them January 1, 2014