The
Karen’s of jolling and in boet form. The oaks who always want to ruk for no reason.
The not so majestic Daren can be found primarily in
dance clubs. The most common triggers for these oaks tend to be making eye contact with them, looking in the general direction of their girl or walking by and merely grazing shoulders with them.
Being in the general vicinity of a Daren increases your chance of getting in a fight by 50%.
Traits include Bubble Trouble, Brandy and
Coke as their favourite drink and over
use of the
words “Howzit”, “Yaw” and “Bru”.
Fragile egos and overconsumption of brandy tends to be some of the causes for their excessive behaviour.
Dante: What happened with that
oak?
George: Bro, I was just walking back from the
bar. I grazed shoulders with his girl. This
oak tunes me he wants to ruk, so I told him to chill and he got triggered.
Dante: Fuckin Darens.
George: Fuckin Darens.