BCE 

BCE: Before Corrupt Era
CE: Corrupt Era

We're currently in 2020th year of the Corrupt Era. Two thousands years ago was born a false god and a fictitious person that was imposed on us, its cult spread like a cancer and after it gained enough power it brought Europe in the Dark Ages.

Julius Caesar was born 100 years Before the Corrupt Era.
Caesar was born in the year 100 BCE

BCE by Reverse Torah Rituals July 17, 2020

BCE 

Opposite of bde(big dick energy) but for those of female genitals…Big clit energy.

Subtle, sexy confidence; confidence without cockiness

That girl has so much BCE

BCE by Dia Mondo July 13, 2022

BCE 

BCE: Before Common Era
1. Replaces AD and used to measure time and refer to history without involving or referring to Christianity. Used to minimize bias by describing history as global and universal, instead of in terms of one localized myth, and to preserve freedom of speech.
2. Describes the world and its past in such a way to be unintelligible to Christian fascists and other members of the extreme right, thus either not attracting them, or reminding them to stay in their lane and keep their magical thinking to themselves. Makes them concentrate on their narrative and how insulted they are, instead of something more destructive.

Don't use AD, it attracts the wrong attention. If you want mostly intelligent discussion about this fact, and knowledge about it to survive into the 22 century, use BCE.

Bruh, why would you use AD to describe an event that happened outside of the extreme west of Asia more than 3000 years ago? Like, Creationism precludes it even happened? Fuck that shit, bro, use BCE!

BCE by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

BCE 

Meaning big clit energy

“You’re giving off BCE big purr”

BCE by Dia Mondo July 13, 2022

BCE (Big Carl Energy) 

Confident enough to not need to stuff. You either have it, or you don't.

Mac was lacking BCE (Big Carl Energy), so he had to stuff his buns.

BCE (Big Carl Energy) by bigpatties November 3, 2022

BCE and CE 

An example of political correctness run amok. The idea is to replace the terms BC and AD (Before Christ and Anno Domini) with the secular terms BCE and CE (Before Common Era and Common Era). Common Era may also be referred to as Christian Era or Current Era.

The change is completely pointless, except to placate the politically correct crowd. The numbering of years is kept the same, but the terms are changed to avoid association with Christianity, and evidentily pretend like the numbering of years started arbitrarily. The numbering comes from the estimated birth of Jesus. For the sake of ease and convenience, the entire world has adopted the Christian calender, regardless of what religion or non-religion we all are, so why pretend otherwise?

If the politically correct crowd really wants to make a completely secular calender, then we'd also have to do away with the names of the months (Roman Paganism), having seven days a week (Judaism), and re-number the years by placing year 1 somewhere different than it is now (Christianity).

Don't try to tell me to use that BCE and CE crap. It's BC and AD, regardless of what you believe or disbelieve. If you don't like it, then feel free to persuade the entire population of the world to adopt a brand new, completely overhauled calender.

BCE and CE by klopek007 March 2, 2010

64997984 bce 

When giant fucking lizards died

Person 1:"Hey when did dinosaurs die out?"
Person 2: "64997984 BCE"

64997984 bce by Rick Harrison's Pawn Shop November 28, 2016