Singer 

A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his well-being. Even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see dick.

I can't believe that Singer cut me from the team. What a dick.

Singer by Jay V. Hockee December 7, 2005

Singer 

Rules for being a singer:
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60

Wow, look at that depressed, regretful, weird ass guy holding pills in one hand and a gun in the other contemplating which to kill himself with! He must be a famous singer.

Singer by thatguywhostalksyouafterwork July 26, 2017

SingeR 

SINGER are black and white divas

OH SEE HER SHE IS A SINGER HEY DIVA

SingeR by helengradner September 9, 2022

singer 

one that sings .

she is a singer, he is a singer

singer by anonymous November 19, 2023

singer 

taylor swift

i love singers

singer by celeryy December 8, 2024

singer 

a snitch, rat, or someone of a very high gossiping reputation

P1: "Hey Gracie, guess who i saw dealing on campus!" P2: "Definitely Marcus." P1: Nope! It was Josh." P2: "I'm pretty sure I've still got his grandma's phone number. Lets rat him out!" P3, to self: Singers.

singer by k4dipp April 22, 2025

singer-shamwriter 

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.

Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.

singer-shamwriter by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009