Steve: Hey Brad, how was your time in jail?

Brad: Oh, not that bad besides getting fucking raped by papa bear on my first day and becoming his little slut puppy. And the food wasn’t too good.

Steve: Oh shit! I don’t think I ever wanna go to jail now.

Papa Bear by Fermit_The_Krog December 27, 2023

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Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person

Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...

Papa Bear's chair by Wu Tang Hootie January 1, 2010

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Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

Papa Bear penis by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

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