João

very nice dude who sounds like a minecraft villager

João: hi
literally fucking anyone: you sound like a villager

João by ginkgo biloba tree October 17, 2023

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Joao

Joao is the name for the upmost kindest, sweetest person on earth. He is very caring and a great friend. Very understanding and loyal to his loved ones. If he wishes to he could be the most horrible person, BUT he doesn't and chooses to be the complete opposite. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. And he is the FUNNIEST person on earth!

He also has a great taste in music and friends. His knowledge is commendable. You will find him getting great marks through out all subject from art- Maths

He is a very creative person and has a lot to say about everything hence he is not afraid to put his opinion across. His sense of humour is amazing.

And finally he is a babe magnet!

Laura: i hate Hayden
Connie: same! She's so arrogant!
Joao: awh guys! Leave her alone!!! Shes really nice!

Joao by Tulip07 January 17, 2014

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Joao

A guy with an enormous dick.
Also known as Yao

This guy must be called Joao, his dick is huge!

Joao by a dirty girl2 March 23, 2009

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Joao

Joao. A shy and caring person, anyone lucky enough to have him as a boyfriend is truly blessed. Good at sport, has a cheeky sense of humour and is a loyal friend. Extremely sexy and a great kisser. Joao's are usually from Brazil, and there's a myth that states that they fall deeply in love with Asian girls / boys. To meet a Joao is super rare.

vic: OMG! Did you see Joao and his Asian girlfriend?

larda: Yes! Why can't i date Joao?

Joao by unicrnsnrainbows November 21, 2018