Canadian handshake 

A handjob

That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.

Canadian handshake by Wales420 August 4, 2015

CANadian HandSHAKE 

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

CANadian HandSHAKE by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

Canadian Handshake 

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

Canadian Handshake by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

Canadian Handshake 

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

Canadian Handshake by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023