wagner
Someone who makes plan well in advance, and either calls at the last minute to cancel or does not call at all.
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A short douche bag with a napoleon complex who feels that he can do whatever the fuck he wants when in reality no one like him A.K.A an asshole
Hunter is such a wagner! he acts all high and mighty with his retarded ram charger, hes probly too short to even get up in the car let alone reach the pedals!
wagner by sincerely truthful May 4, 2006
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"Wagner" is very diverse, dynamic, and otherwise highly multifarious word.
The term "Wagner" is commonly used as a synonym for the common swear words (shit, piss, fuck, ass, ect.), racially discriminatory words, a foul adjective (shitty, crappy ect.), and its fun to use it as a word to yell when you're pissed off...can be quite....relieving.
The term "Wagner" is commonly used as a synonym for the common swear words (shit, piss, fuck, ass, ect.), racially discriminatory words, a foul adjective (shitty, crappy ect.), and its fun to use it as a word to yell when you're pissed off...can be quite....relieving.
* "WHAT THE WAGNER!!?!?" - what the fuck!!?!?!?
* "that piece of wagner..." - that piece of shit,,,
* "you wagner!" - you asshole
* "your wagner is in my face..." - your ass is in my face...
* "that piece of wagner..." - that piece of shit,,,
* "you wagner!" - you asshole
* "your wagner is in my face..." - your ass is in my face...
wagner by Zachary W. April 6, 2006
Wagner
A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.
Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?
Me: What?
Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!
Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!
Me: What?
Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!
Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!
Wagner by Mattyofthe925 February 10, 2009
Wagner
Being so mentally and physically retarted that one drools in one's own drool.
Can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, adjective, punctuation, whatever.
Basic replacement for common swearwords, insults, or any discrimitive word in the English, German, French, Spanish, Polish, Ugeslavian, and Russian language.
Notes:
See dick, dickhead, dickface, ass, asshole, cunt, bitch, fuck, fucker, fuckface.
Can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, adjective, punctuation, whatever.
Basic replacement for common swearwords, insults, or any discrimitive word in the English, German, French, Spanish, Polish, Ugeslavian, and Russian language.
Notes:
See dick, dickhead, dickface, ass, asshole, cunt, bitch, fuck, fucker, fuckface.
Wagner by Wags Wagner April 21, 2006
Wagner
When you barf in the middle of an opera, preferably all over your date. The more steampunk the opera, the more of a probability that wagnering will happen. The wagnerer typically climbs over other opera patrons, covered in his or her own vomit, attempting to reach the bathroom to wagner some more.
Girlfriend: OMG go to the bathroom the opera is happening
Offender: HHUUUBLAAAHHHHHHHSSZZZDZZZZ
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!
Offender: HHUUUBLAAAHHHHHHHSSZZZDZZZZ
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!
Wagner by Dickhard Wagner August 7, 2012