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St. Louis Cardinals 

The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.
Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.

St louis Cardinals 

The St Louis Cardinals are team in St Louis Missouri who are 10 times World Series winners, in the years of 2006, 1982, 1967, 1964, 1946, 1944, 1942, 1934, 1931, 1926.

They play at Busch Stadium, and their star player is Albert Pujols.

Other nicknames

The Cards, The Redbirds, The Birds
Albert Pujols plays for the St Louis Cardinals
St louis Cardinals by Pujolsfa5 September 11, 2009

St Louis Cardinals 

A team that is way better than the Chicago Cubs.
World Series won:
St Louis Cardinals: 10
Chicago Cubs: 2

CASE IN POINT
St Louis Cardinals by CardsFan08 December 11, 2010

St.Louis Cardinals 

St. Louis Cardinals are a PimpAss team that rules over all others in the MLB. Lost to Boston in the world series because we let them.
Did you hear about the St.Louis Cardinals? Yeah they are pimp.
St.Louis Cardinals by G.Boy September 29, 2005

St.Louis Cardinals 

A baseball team that taught it had the talent to win the world series.Sorry ASS team.
The St.Louis Cardinals lost on 4 occassions to the Red Sox,to give Boston its World Series Triumph.
St.Louis Cardinals by O April 3, 2005

St Louis Cardinals 

A below average baseball team that will fall to the Detroit Tigers in the 2006 World Series. The fans are a bunch of ass-clowns with no class.
Look at those St Louis Cardinals. What a bunch of saps. And the fans are even worse.
St Louis Cardinals by Canoli November 6, 2008