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That guy is totally Sneaks, he just did all of our moms
Sneaks by Sneaks August 4, 2021

Slipper Sneaks 

Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.
Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.

Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?

Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.

Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!

Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.

Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.

Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
Salty's Sneaks by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Product Sneaks

To show the press your product so you can attract potential licensee software developers as well as drum up new business.
"Geez Bill, how did you get your program developed so quickly?"

"Well, Timmy, I used a little something called Product Sneaks to expose my program to the world!"
Product Sneaks by Jayy1989 April 26, 2010

Sneak sneaks

A better word for sneakers but only shortened
"Dude have you seen my sneak sneaks?" John asked. "Your what?" Ellie said confused. "My sneak sneaks? Never mind I found them" he held up his sneakers. "Oh your sneakers. "