Bob: I willfly to Dublin on Ryanair!
Mary: Farewell, bob.
Bob: Bye, Mary. Hope to see you in the afterlife.
Mary: Thank you, Bob, consider using Ryanair to see me sooner!
The one airline with the best record for not having any crashes or major incidents and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flights less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. The hard landing is due to them using Boeing 737s which land firmer than other jets due to their short landing gear and that Ryanair fly to airports with shorter runways where a smooth landing might cause the plane to run off the end as it can’t slow down fast enough.
People bash Ryanair for landing hard, making passengers board by walking outside instead of using a jetway and not offering free food. But they don’t realise they fly to almost all of Europe for prices that can be less than a taxi journey these days.
When you're too tight to pay for seats together on Ryanair flights so you let Ryanair randomly allocate them to you so you play Ryanair Roulette!
On our recent flight to Amsterdam I played Ryanair Roulette and lost....my mate got to sit with the fitty with the titties while I got lumbered with the boulder with the odour