merm 

A word that can be used when you have nothing to say, can't think of anything to say, or are in a conversation and it is awkward, so you randomly say it.

Or, you can just say it anytime you want if you think it's funny when people look at you weird. :]

James: I'm bored.

Martha: Me too.....

James: ......

Martha: ....

James: Merm.

merm by Alley Cat! February 17, 2008

Merm 

v., to involuntarily defecate while receiving anilingus

Get out of there I am going to merm!

Merm by Fred G Leebron August 14, 2003

Merm 

Man-Perm, male with unusually springy coiled hair, ie Michael Jackson in his early years had a Merm, aka Jerry Curl.

Michael Jackson circa 1980's had an impressive Merm, as has Eddie Murphy his entire career.

Merm by MichelleMcCue May 17, 2013

merm 

a word used to pause, similar to 'well' and 'um'

"Merm, I don't know."

merm by Dominic Mikus May 14, 2005

merm 

The gender classification for transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics, though leaning slightly towards masculine characteristics.

I've got testicles inside my labia. I must me a merm!

merm by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Merm 

A mullet that is permed.

He took that mullet to the next level with a merm.

Merm by awayland August 24, 2010

merm 

used in the south pacific as a type of og, but behind their tuff exterior is a very confused and unsure person, dat is ready to snap at any time.

man, why u acting like dat, u a merm man, straight up.

merm by joseph smith April 19, 2005