Gootch 

A man tant. Skin between the balls and asshole

1 Hoe licked the shit out my gootch!
2 It smeel like straight gootch up in here

Gootch by Bennie N'dajets February 1, 2019

gootch warbler

one who has the predisposition to praise or sing about gootch
as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.

"why the hell does he keep talkin about that chicks gootch when her ta tas are obviously the main event? what a gootch warbler!"

gootch warbler by captain smooth September 23, 2007

Gootch Pearl 

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

Gootch Pearl by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008

gootch burger 

Meat, gootch cheese, in between 2 buns

Carl enjoyed a nice gootch burger with gootch cheese and sauce, his own slab of meat, and buns.

gootch burger by mmmmm gootch July 8, 2011

Gootch Coomer 

A very tight Man Bussy

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"

Gootch Coomer by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

gorilla gootch by nb_35 December 14, 2012

sweating like a gootch 

when you get very sweaty, just like a gootch

god im sweating like a gootch today!!!!

sweating like a gootch by daveaminal December 9, 2008