Gonzalez 

A man who lives life like a hibernating bear, doing nothing but eatting and sleeping, be careful not to disturb one during either activities as this well drive him into a rage

Damn Gonzalez eatting again?

Gonzalez by Speedwagon64 September 5, 2025

Gonzalez Variety Chode 

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

Gonzalez Variety Chode by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Gonzalez-Lee 

stinker
A person that does smelly farts and stinks of poo.

I am a [Gonzalez-Lee

Gonzalez-Lee by akakme123 April 12, 2020

Danny Gonzalez 

Danny is a youtuber and leader of Greg, the fastest growing army on the internet (don't look that up).

Greg 1: Hey, did you see Danny Gonzalez's latest video?
Greg 2: Hell yeah! I am truly Greg.

Danny Gonzalez by Spooky_ho November 5, 2019

Danny Gonzalez 

One of the best youtubers and he is really funny and post the best videos. Chances are if you searched “Danny Gonzalez” on the Urban Dictionary You’re probably truly Greg, just like me

Sarah: Have you seen Danny Gonzalez’s new video about Dumb life hacks
Me: hell yeah dude

Danny Gonzalez by JakePaulSuck May 1, 2020

Danny Gonzalez 

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.

I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.

If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.

To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.

Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!

youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez

Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?

Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.

Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.

Danny Gonzalez by greg.the.cat December 2, 2019

Danny Gonzalez 

Danny Gonzalez, also known as Young Face is a youtuber, songwriter and a legal pumpkin. He's also legally allowed to leave. If you subscribe to him, you'll have your name automatically changed to Greg.

becky: i love jake paul!!

anna: becky, you're legally allowed to leave

anna: also subscribe to danny gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez by danny gonzalez fan November 17, 2018