Goat Rodeo 

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

Goat Rodeo by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Goat Rodeo 

The desire to organize a procession or event that involves a large group of people coming together to socialize, but it becomes extremely discombobulated and chaotic due to differing personalities and ideas.

Being with our friends and their kids on vacation was like one big goat rodeo!

Goat Rodeo by idonththinkso September 11, 2011

Goat Rodeo 

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.

Goat Rodeo by JimmyJam November 30, 2006

fucking goat rodeo 

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

fucking goat rodeo by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

Rodent Goat 

a girl with a weird looking face that looks like 3 different types of rodents mixed in with a goat to be nice..shes also very whorish and a skank in the only ways she can be

my ex is dateing that fn Rodent Goat...man i feel so sorry for him ... =[

Rodent Goat by brokenhearted27 June 18, 2009