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Dirt Nap 

A dirt nap is when you die, you take the big dirt bath. to be bured underground. simular to death.
I will take the big "Dirt Nap" some day when I am old and wrikley.
Dirt Nap by equipmentking February 5, 2009

dirt nap 

When someone involuntarily falls asleep, 'passes the fuck out' or otherwise knocks themselves out and they end up unconscious on the ground they had just been standing on.
"Whoa! What's Timmy doing laying on the ground? "
"He's just taking a dirt nap. Sleeping off some of the booze, he's breathing, he'll be fine."
dirt nap by derpdiva August 24, 2016

dirt nap 

When a drunk person falls down on a dirty floor/ground and proceeds to stay there
"After all that vodka, she took a dirt nap at a pizza joint"
dirt nap by stew19 October 29, 2009

Dirt Nap 

To pass out from consuming to much alcohol.
Guy 1: Wheres Ben?
Guy 2: He's taking a dirt nap upstairs
Dirt Nap by BCosta June 4, 2010

dirt nap 

When you smoke mersh and it makes you real tired so you take a dirt or mersh nap.
That F***ing mersh made me tired, im gonna go take a dirt nap.

dirt nap 

When you take a major fall off of typically an off road personal vehicle...ex: dirt bike, atv, quad, etc. This could also easily be applied to falling off of anything really...ex: bicycle, skateboard, rollerblades, stripper pole etc.
Holy sh*t dude! Did you see that douche bag try to jump over that dune on his quad? His leg is turned around backward! That was the worst dirt nap I've ever seen!
dirt nap by Cakessi August 14, 2009