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David Lee Roth 

Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth

David Lee Roth 

the reason why god invented a .45 caliber bullet.
I heard David Lee Roth got busted in Central Park trying to buy weed off the Rastas and he's bald.