Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo
left shoulder up.left shoulder down. right shoulder up. right shoulder down.left arm up.drop to the floor.Look left.look right.rolley polley. cartwheel.hands to heart.arms out.spin.head down.cartwheel.head up.drop to knees.YOU'RE THE DANCING QUEEN.
"Did you see strictly last night?"
"yes,those women are dancing queens."
"dancing queens?"
"dancing queens."