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Dakota Fanning 

A actress who started as a kid and singer. Not many people know it but she has a genius level I.Q. of over 200 which puts her in the same class as stephen Hawking,Albert einstein and Isac Newton ect. That is the main reason she got all those parts as a kid. Because she was so precosus and she learned to act so well beyond her years and knew so lines so well.
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Dakota Fanning 

A butt-licking brazilian wax whore, she prefers in acting in movies where she gets raped, such as Uptown Girls and Charlotts Web. She was dubbed the title, "A lazy ass ho" when she caught on tape taking a dump on Mel Gibson's chest. She then sky dived off the eifel tower into hulk hulgans man titties. She is known to enjoy websites that have to do with mudd falling and lemons having parties. She is also known to have nightmares of raging monkies having the willpower to do some real nasty stuff. She especially loves the brian the tennis player videos.
Dakota Fanning wishes she could eat her pet sloth.
Dakota Fanning by jonny k. September 7, 2007

Dakota Fanning 

Dakota fanning is a street name commonly used to refer to heroin.
Usually when I have sexual intercourse with my wife, i have to think of Dakota Fanning to get it up. DAMN!
Dakota Fanning by Jacklyno October 25, 2007

Dakota Fanning Syndrome 

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.
Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

Dakota Fanning Syndrome 

Suffering from being the less attractive older sibling
Person 1: Whoah Jenn is so much hotter than her older sister..what happened?
Person 2: Dakota Fanning Syndrome bro..

Haters of Dakota Fanning 

A club and movement of people who hate Dakota Fanning because she's so ass stupid and so full of her self.