cement mixer 

A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.

Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.

cement mixer by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

cement mixer 

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.

"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"

cement mixer by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011

cement mixer 

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.

Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.

cement mixer by thefatek November 17, 2010

Cement Mixer 

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

Cement Mixer by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

Cement Mixer 

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

Cement Mixer by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

cement mixer 

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

cement mixer by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

cement mixer 

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

cement mixer by big papa pump July 26, 2004