Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said
slender females around with turkey
leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive
friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey
leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.
Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the
bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No
one here is gonna get laid tonight.