a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a
cock, a
wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,
a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a
willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1: woah the authors penis must be
huge!
Person2:
Yes, i have heard his penis is
bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.