dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you
may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude
cunt and you
will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to
hate the one and only, "chi
chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of
bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others
may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi
chi, they
will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he
will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.