Wet ass 'n pussy (
alternative: Wet ars 'n pussycat).
Used in Northern
England during the feudalism, mostly among the peasants, to say it'
s raining a lot or it rained a lot.
Burgess: It'
s bloody raining again, Alcott! 'Tis wet ars 'n pussy already outthere.
Alcott: You right 'bout that, 'tis
bloody WAP.