A clear example of all that is wrong with the capitalist
world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being her creating a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing of any real merit; she has done some few things in the entirely
useless industry of "fashion", which has never and never shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known for being a women of
loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced
celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame not for having ever actually done anything that is all that
interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report on these petty actions until they seem important by sheer
force of repetition.
More disturbing than
Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley
one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern
world must be
jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how
people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
1. Entertainment Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich
father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the
Paris Hilton cloning program has born
fruit. Excellent.
2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
