jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 9, 2016

jiffle

To fidgit or move around.

sam jiffled on his chair

by kate Atkins December 10, 2003

Fanny jaffle

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.

You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.

by Brown Dog April 8, 2007

vegas jaffle

the act of a male entering a female while bent over a table or bench

i gave turnys mum a vegas jaffle over the breville

by nosh December 14, 2008

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.

Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"

by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017

jaffle

To jaffle is to place your head between a pair of breasts and move it rapidly from side to side, often while making a brrrrrr noise.

I would like to jaffle her, she has nice boobies.

by Matthew Carrington February 3, 2005

Jiffle bottom

A fidget.

Someone who can't sit still.

"Calm down and watch the film. You're such a jiffle bottom."

by Loops2000 September 18, 2011