Agar.io 

For fags who have NO life that want to get their assholes fucked by other ass holes that have also gotten their asses fucked all by that one bitch who teamed first and is takeing an advantage of every dickrider that helps him and not anyone else.

He you wanna play agar.io
-Ewww lets watch 2 girls and 1 cup while eating nutella instead.
Totally, what was I thinking!?

Agar.io by YourLord October 16, 2018

agar.io 

The new game that all the kids play on the school laptops when they are supposed to be taking notes or finishing a test. Like it's predecessors Minecraft and Powdergame, it is the new most popular game played as a pass time in public schools. The game just came out this year, and didn't gain much popularity until many famous youtubers such as PewDiePie took notice to it and recorded let's play's. Since then, it exploded and is currently one of the most active MMOs as of right now.

"Hey I finished my essay early, you wanna play a round of agar.io?"

agar.io by Th3rd July 1, 2015

agar.io 

A world sensation where kid should be working on there school computers but playing Agar.io is now more important then there education. And so when teachers say ok take out your computer or go to the computers and take notes on this video then they kids open it up then in a other tab they start playing Agar.io and when the teacher come the change the tab and teachers dont no how to check all the tabs

Hey Dan wanna play agar.io.... Sure but hold on he is coming

agar.io by lollerspoopinmy jellu July 31, 2016

Agar.io 

A very addictive game around the world. Over 1,000,000 people around the world play Agar.io even adults. You should go on the Internet and search Agar.io and play the most addictive game ever made.

Agar.io is the best game I've ever played. OMG!!!!!!! Let's play Agar.io together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agar.io by yagirldebbie January 8, 2016

agar.io 

Proof that humans is stupid and why aliens havent come to save me!

DUMBASS agar.io player

agar.io by SenpaiPotato 1337 error_404 June 4, 2016

Naimish Agar.io 

Naimish is a player that all the wammen love and wish they could be with him. If you are trying to find him, he is probably at ur mum's house. If he joined an agario.io server he would crash the game and eat everyone spontaneously.

"OMG it's naimish. He's so big"

"IKRRRR I wish i had a guy like him"

"I sooo wish i was a mum, then i would be able to hang out with Naimish Agar.io"

Naimish Agar.io by Owen Sick Lee November 30, 2021

remix agario 

A autistic person who makes shit remixes on edm music, and plays a blob eating game for 6 year olds.

Wow I want to be “a Remix Agario” today.

remix agario by AdoptionLife October 16, 2017