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shanghaid 

The title of possibly the most hilarious episode of Spongebob SquarePants known to man.
guy one: dude i was watching the best episode of spongebob last night.
guy two: was it shanghaid?
shanghaid by yo soy muerto December 16, 2011

shanghaid 

verb. Past tense. Almost certainly named after the very large Chinese metropolis of Shanghai. Shanghaid is used to refer to an event in the past where one person cheats or defrauds another in a very clever fashion. see also jacked, janked, or swindled.
That guy counted out my change right in front of me but somehow I'm $50 short.
shanghaid by ephidryn December 21, 2004

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021

shanghai easter basket 

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.
After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.
shanghai easter basket by Wong way January 27, 2017

Shanghaied 

Being kidnapped by someone, usually sailors and/or pirates and forced to do sailor work through means of violence and intimidation.
"I'd like to file a police report, my friends were abducted by some sailors, they're being forced to do ship repairs and other stuff or else the sailors will kill 'em!"

"Sir, your friends have been 'shanghaied', we'll notify the Coast Guard."
Shanghaied by tahutoa May 19, 2015

shanghai sally 

Nickname for Opium developed by J. Peteman on Seinfeld.
J. Peterman to Elaine: "That's right Elaine. Opium. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally."
shanghai sally by jakecamara December 3, 2007