cooter cream 

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

cooter cream by BillForPresident July 6, 2016

cooter crammer 

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

cooter crammer by uncletubba May 25, 2021

cooter crammer 

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

cooter crammer by anonymous May 25, 2021

Cooper's Cream 

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

Cooper's Cream by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 23, 2021

creamy cooler 

When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.

Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite

creamy cooler by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017