n. A hybrid breed developed from a combination of miniature poodle and Chupacabra, legendary goat-sucker of Mexican folklore. Despite its relatively small
size, usually less than fifteen pounds, it is a fearless hunter and has been known to catch and exsanguinate animals as large as the North
American Bison. Various theories exist explaining the origin of the Chupapoo. Recent research uncovered by the History Channel has suggested that the first Chupapoo was hybridized by Hans Hektor Von Schrötem an infamous Nazi lap
dog breeder known to have escaped to South America after the defeat of Germany in 1945.