Chupapoo 

n. A hybrid breed developed from a combination of miniature poodle and Chupacabra, legendary goat-sucker of Mexican folklore. Despite its relatively small size, usually less than fifteen pounds, it is a fearless hunter and has been known to catch and exsanguinate animals as large as the North American Bison. Various theories exist explaining the origin of the Chupapoo. Recent research uncovered by the History Channel has suggested that the first Chupapoo was hybridized by Hans Hektor Von Schrötem an infamous Nazi lap dog breeder known to have escaped to South America after the defeat of Germany in 1945.

That Chupapoo is adorable!

Chupapoo by Phongduck December 1, 2011

Chupapocalypse 

"Chupa" from the Spanish verb; to suck. Apocalypse from...well, you know.

Used to denote a situation that sucks at a catastrophic level.

Gee, getting dumped at Christmas is a major Chupapocalypse.

When I received an 'F' on my math test it was like 'Chupapocalypse Now.'

Chupapocalypse by El Chupa January 5, 2011

Chupaloop 

When a hispanic, Mexican, or any male of Latin descent receives oral pleasure.

"Hey vato, this bitch was at my dorm, and she gave me some chupaloop!!!"

Chupaloop by B-Boyz January 22, 2009