Sometician 

Sometician
noun
A person that is active on social media platforms but unwilling to actually do anything about something in the real world. Often identified by highly biased, poorly understood, judgmental comments and posts based on emotional reactions to something they are unwilling to research themselves.

There are currently many someticians posting, sharing and commenting on a range of issues they know little about.

Sometician by [raz] July 27, 2016

Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

Semitician by TajUK January 19, 2007

sometiming 

The scandalous act of only occasionally makin time for someone

Guy1: You talked to old babe?
Guy2: Nah man, that ho be sometiming.

sometiming by CHaBOINKa November 3, 2010

Sometiming Dick 

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

Sometiming Dick by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022