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The Italian Football league which is simply the best football league in the world as it emphasizes skill and teamwork over flashiness.

Some people like to complain it's too boring purely because they prefer goals over skill. These people are usually ignorant Premier League fans who aren't true football fans and think scoring goals is all there is to football.
Serie A by Forza Italia December 8, 2004
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serve a geeb 

to serve someone a geeb means, while using a geeb (gravity bong), to light the marijuana and simultaneously pull the bottle out from the base and to give it to someone else to take. It’s pretty much just referring to lighting someone elses rip, toke, pull, whatever you call the act of sucking the marijuana smoke from the geeb bottle.
Friend 1: “Dude can u serve a geeb for me?You always pull the fattest.”
Friend 2: “For sure dude.”
serve a geeb by Cucumbersalad March 6, 2019

Serve a dummie 

selling to a person who doesn’t good prices
Serve a dummie by Cmoney3x February 4, 2018

Serie Ass 

Is what the top flight of Italian Association Football is colloquially called on twitter after the decline of the league in recent years.
Even the Bundesliga is lightyears ahead of broke Serie Ass.
Serie Ass by Abdul-Akeed February 22, 2023

Serve a Loki 

(AKA to aliquot a loki) To slip a Viagra into your lovers drink on the sly before sex so that he'll be perform like a rampant stallion.
If Jimmy is a 2 stroke joker You should Serve a Loki then he'll be going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.
Serve a Loki by stu boy February 14, 2014

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Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public
Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public 

Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public
Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public